Alan Burrows wrote:
> Gosh isn't the modern world wonderful..!
>
> Please accept with no obligation, implicit or explicit,
> my best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
> socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender
> neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
> practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the
> religious persuasion or secular practices of your
> choice, with total respect for the religious/secular
> persuasions and/or traditions of others, and their
> choice not to practise religious or secular traditions
> at all... and a fiscally successful, personally
> fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of
> the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006,
> but not without due respect for the calendars of
> choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
> have helped make Britain great (not to imply the
> Britain is necessarily greater than any other country
> nor is it the only "BRITAIN" in the northern
> hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed,
> colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, sexual
> orientation and choice of computer platform of the
> wishee. By accepting this greeting, you are accepting
> these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification
> or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no
> alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
> promise by the wishee actually to implement any of the
> wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where
> prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole
> discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to
> perform as expected within the usual application of
> good tidings for a period of one year, or until the
> issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever
> comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of
> this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
> discretion of the wisher.
> Merry Christmas to everyone Alan Burrows
:-)
Are you a lawyer ? :-) This stuff is what made Britain
not-so-Great and I blame the self-enhancement of the
lawyers in politics.
Richard
PS - Alan - I KNOW you are not a lawyer - otherwise I
wouldn't have said it ! :-)
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