From: "Bob Jacobsen" <info@galaxyhobby.com>
>Subject: Fw: How to tell if you are a true Europa Builder
>Date: Sun, 19 Sep 1999 17:34:39 -0700
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>----- Original Message -----
From: Bob Jacobsen
>Subject: How to tell if you are a true Europa Builder
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>THE TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF YOU ARE A TRUE EUROPA BUILDER.......
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>10. You put your cup of coffee on a digital scale to measure in the sugar.
>
>9. When you sit down your jeans crack at all the dark green hard spots in
>them.
>
>8. When you think of a really really really bad word and its.......
>SANDING (I know I should have bleeped it)
>
>7. You live in the United States and you look at a piece of 1/8" plywood
>but your brain says its about 3mm
>
>6. Like wise you get an e-mail from an un-named guy in TEXAS (who is
>having his hip replaced) and it says something is about one mm PROUD of the
>surface and YOU KNOW WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT!
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>5. The people at Aircraft Spruce even know your dogs name.
>
>4. After building the throttle box and seeing how the BID hugs the curves
>you think you should go into business making women's sweaters out of it.
>
>3. You spray your front lawn with grass killer.
>
>2. You hung a picture for your wife using nicopress sleeves and 3mm (I
>MEAN 1/8") cable and can't understand why she dosen't love it.
>
>And finally the number one way you know you are truly a Europa builder;
>
>1. It's late and your beautiful wife comes out to your shop with a very
>sexy look on her face dressed in a very very sheer nightie and you think to
>yourself.............................................. that nightie would
>make great peel ply.
>
>Having a great time in Seattle.
>
>Bob Jacobsen
>A131
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