The European Health Minister minister has issued the following warning to
aviators!
"It has been proven conclusively that Europa flying is addictive and has a side
effect that can seriously affect your marital status. There have been serious
reports of the new ailment 'Grinning Lock Jaw' which also manifests itself as a
screaming Yeee Haaa!! Pilots denied their regular fix (due to weather
conditions) have been known to suffer from severe depression, abuse other
stimulants or kick the family dog on a regular basis.
There is no known cure but the ailment can be controled by regular doses of
super unleaded infusions through a Bing Carburetor."
End of warning
Department : D-EHBT
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