Time for a bit of humour,
The 25 Greatest Lies in Aviation
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> I'm from the CAA and I'm here to help you.
> They wouldn't make it mandatory if no-one could afford it
> We will be on time, maybe even early.
> I fixed it right the first time, it must have failed
> for other reasons.
> I didn't fly up into cloud, it came down around me.
> All that turbulence spoiled my landing.
> I'm a member of the mile high club.
> I only need glasses for reading.
> The weather is gonna be alright; it's clearing to VFR.
> Don't worry about the weight and balance -- it'll fly.
> If we get a little lower I think we'll see the lights.
> I'm 22, got 6000 hours, a four year degree and 3000 hours in a Lear
> Jet.
> We shipped the part yesterday.
> I'd love to have a woman co-pilot.
> Oh sure, no problem, I've got over 2000 hours in that aircraft.
> No need to look that up, I've got it all memorized.
> Sure I can fly it -- it has wings, doesn't it?
> Your plane will be ready by 2 o'clock.
> I'm always glad to see the CAA.
> We fly every day -- we don't need recurrent training.
> I thought YOU took care of that.
> I've got the field in sight.
> I've got the traffic in sight.
> Of course I know where we are.
> I'm SURE the gear was down.
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Timothy. P. Ward
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Papanui,
Christchurch 8005
NEW ZEALAND
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Email: ward.t@xtra.co.nz
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