>Bit of light amusement,
>
>
>>
>> THE HOUSEKEEPER
>> -----------------
>>An elderly priest invited a young priest over for dinner.
>>During the meal, the young priest couldn't help noticing how
>>attractive and shapely the housekeeper was.
>>
>>Over the course of the evening he started to wonder if
>>there was more between the elderly priest and the housekeeper
>>than met the eye.
>>
>>Reading the young priest's thoughts, the elderly priest volunteered,
>>"I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, my relationship
>>with my housekeeper is purely professional.
>>
>>About a week later the housekeeper came to the elderly priest
>>and said, "Father, ever since the young Father came to dinner,
>>I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You
>>don't suppose he took it do you?"
>>
>>The priest said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write him a letter
>>just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:
>>
>> "Dear Father, I'm not saying that you 'did' take a gravy ladle
>>from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle.
>>But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were
>here."
>>
>>Several days later the elderly priest received a letter
>>from the young priest which read:
>>
>>"Dear Father, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with your
>>housekeeper, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with
>>your housekeeper. But the fact remains that if you were sleeping
>>in your own bed, you would have found the gravy ladle by now."
>
>HA, HA, HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> and from a doctor friend of mine:
At a medical convention, a male doc, and a female doc start eyeing
each other out.
The male doc asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they
sit down at the restaurant, she excuses her self to go
and wash her hands. After dinner, one thing leads to another
and they end up in her hotel bedroom.
Just as things get hot, the female doc interrupts and says
she has to go and wash her hands. Once she comes back they
go for it.
After the sex session, she gets up and says she is going to
wash her hands.
As she comes back the male doc says "I bet you are a surgeon".
She confirms and asks how he knew. "Easy, you're always washing
your hands".
She then says "I bet you're an anaesthetist".
Male doc: "Wow, how did you guess?"
Female doc: "I didn't feel a thing"
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