My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I
couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it,
So
they gave me the axe.
After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it,
mainly
because it was a sew-sew job.
Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my
Life,
but I just didn't have the thyme.
I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut
the
mustard.
My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any
patience.
Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.
I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live
on my
net income.
I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but
the
work was just too draining.
So then I got a job in a Workout Center , but they said I wasn't fit for
the
job.
After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a
Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working in Starbucks, but I eventually quit because it
Was
always the same old grind.
So, I tried Retirement and, you know what? I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
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